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Oct 15, 2010

Never Argue with a Woman...

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, thewifedecides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies,(thinking,'Isn't that obvious?')

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'You're in a
RestrictedFishing Area,' he informs her.

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'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

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'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

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'For reading a book,' she replies
,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

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'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault ,' says the woman.

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'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

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'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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...Join Keralites, Have fun & be Informed.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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